Spontaneous Randomnisity

Well, all im gonna say this has to be one of the most spontanuous things i have ever done. But i will tell you eventually....

So, we start with Wednesday. Umm...I went to Lucy's to go out for a drive around. Lucy was still sick but was getting better. Anyway, I wanted to go to Super Cheap Auto to get a cup holder so i can refine my driving Initial D style. Then went to Bunnings to buy a hose for work as "just in-case" situation where we find ourselves very much behind in closing. Yes, it was kinda spontanuous but nothing compared to later on.

Anyway, went to Subway in Beldon to buy some lunch then headed off to Joondalup to look at some car stereos and a battery for Lucy's phone since it dies within a few hours. Went to Audiocom and Dick Smith Electronics. Absolutely nothing available within my range. Then we went to Strathfeild. Found a battery for Lucy's phone. Weaker than the old one but it should do the job. Then i went looking around at the decks. Found the Sony ones did what i wanted to do. Ok, since i havent really told anyone what i am doing to the car, i shall explain. What i am doing is using my laptop as a music server sends the signal to the deck in which will amplify the music to the car. And on top of that, i am getting a touch screen to control it all. Its gonna be freaking awesome. Just need some programming expertise to rig the control to hibernate and get out of hibernate when car is switched on. But its gonna be freaking awesome.

Anyway, i ended up buying one of the Song Xplod decks. Looks pretty awesome for $150 and sure beats the hell out of my current deck. Like 1 million times.

Lucy started craving for cold rock and i kept reminding her that she's got the cold. So being a bastard i am, we went to Cold Rock. :P. I bought her the ice cream and then after 2 bites started to really regret getting it. But I kinda forced her to eat it otherwise she would have admit that i was correct. Arent i just mean? After we decided to hit the pub, since Lucy was being kinda forgetful, she left her purse at home so we went back to hers and then went to the pub. A pub known as "The Boat". Yeah, yeah, whatever, everyones been there. Lucy and I got a pint and started talking about random stuff. First we went outside then we went into the seedy corner inside. Tom- Its the one opposite side to where we sat with Ledonne, Nicky and Hannah. Anyone got another round of pints and Lucy decided to get some wedges. OMG BEST WEDGES! It was almost perfect. Lucy got a phone call from her mum saying that some people rang back from the interview she had a couple days ago. It was one hell of a mission to contact this particular person. After like a million calls, Lucy gave up and threw the responsibility on her mum. Lol. So typical of her. Anyway, went for another pint for Lucy and a midi for me since im driving. Then Lucy got a phone call from her mum saying that she has to do a drug test which pretty much meant that she got the job. So Lucy was hell stoked about it. Not to mention we were both soo happily happy..... >.> So yeah i drove back to Lucy's then went to work. GG.

So got to work. Happy feeling wearing away. Far away. Ohhhh......Anyway around 5, Lucy texts me saying that Sarah and Jo had a huge fight and that my services were needed to pick her up. So im like yeah ok. If its Sarah, why not?

*skips to 9:30*

Lucy messages me that she came up with an awesome idea. Yes it was apparently so awesome that it left me going WTF.

:O I need sleep. Its midnight and i have work tomorrow at 11. To be continued.

And ahayo....now this plan of hers. It was to go camping THAT FREAKING NIGHT. Yes, to go camping with kye and bec somewhere. Ok i was like wtf. I was working atm on my hands-free and i was going what the hell? So i spent the next 30 minutes or so working out where to go camping. Well i thought Bec and Kye were already at lucy's but apparently not. So that would mean that i would have to go to Mandurah to pick up Kye and Bec, which meant the closest camping spot that i know of is Dwellingup. >.> Yes that far. But i had to take the manager home so i was late getting out. 10:45 to be precise. Kinda raced to drop off the manager then went to Lucy's to pick her up. Rang like a million times then after 10 or so minutes she finally came out....Then we talked about how freaking spontaneous this was till i got home. I quickly had a shower and got my stuff ready. Then by 11:45 i left home and headed for Port Kennedy to pick up Lucy's girlfriend. Lucy and I talked about random stuff till we got to Mandurah. Got there in 45mins :O @ 120km/h average. Kye came out saying how freaking random this was. She got the chairs and beach tent (i shall explain later) . Then we headed off to Becs....at 210km/h.

I got work now so be back later around 10ish....unless something happens. Man am i ever gonna catch up?

So, we got to becs and threw all the gear into the boot then off we went to Dwellingup. I had to fuel up on the way. Filled up at freaking Gull then like 300m later there was Caltex. Im like FFFARRRK cause Caltex 98 > GULL 95. Nevermind that, so we eventually got to Nanga Mill Camping site then i thought Bec was here so I went to the deserted Springers camp. I swear Bec is going to be a crazy old hag when shes older.

Got there, really regreting bringing a lamp but lucky the moon was out so it wasnt so bad.

Anyway, Lucy and I started taking shot of vodka while ripping into Bec like continuously. Lucy was going on like she was in a wild safari and Bec was a wild Snorlax. XD If you're wondering where the Snorlax came from, it was a Pokemon Personality test Lucy and Bec did online and Bec would've been a snorlax. It was hiliarious shit. "And the wild Snorlax appears from the trees" in a typical safari commentary XD.

Then Bec decided to make a peanut butter sandwich and then dropped it for some unknown reason. Then I think see tried to throw it at Lucy or Kye and then i picked it up, chased her and opened the sandwich up and smuthered. Apparently i got her in the eye then started to sulk like a little kid. Kye, Lucy and I were going wtf about Bec sulking over that peanut butter.

One thing i noticed is that Bec is NOT a camping person. She complains about every single god damn thing. But the thing is that she goes on about camping this, camping this, but its all a lie. Kye and I were saying that even Lucy who has NEVER been camping is better than her. Not to mention that Bec shouts down the entire forest. We were going "STFU Bec, people are asleep" but to my annoyance she replied with "does it look like i care". I really wanted to slap her in the face then.

After couple more shots of vodka and then we took a hike to the river.

I think the lesbians are starting to affect me >.>

Sorry, havent blogged in a couple days. Now to which day do i have to recollect from...*looks up*. Ah yes, saturday. What did i do saturday? Work and then becs...So lets begin.

Saturday morning i woke up to find my fucking computer NOT FREAKING BOOTING INTO VISTA! I couldn't find the problem either. I think windows vista updates nuked the shit out of my OS and decided to rewrite the bootstrap to NOT fucking point to the OS. *sigh* I reinstall Vista on Sunday. Its working again just sucks cause i didnt backup my reg. Thus I cant use half of my previous folders saved.

Anyway, at midday i had to scoot off to work. Nothing much happened other than our need to kidnap Alex again after Mary cant even fucking count and is the most useless bitch ever. Not much to cover here. Its the same old usual work.

When i finished, i headed off home to have a shower and get ready for the night. I gotta get some more clothes. Left home around 10 and drove to becs place. Got there. Really really awkward being the only guy there. But meh. Anyway, Lucy and Kye were already pissed by the time i got there. So there was one thing to do. Catch up. I might some random girls there, half i met before half havent.

Saw Mellisa Cuthel there too...LOL her girlfriend so looks like a guy. Speaking of which, 15mins after i arrived, these people come in, i see a guy and i'm like "Sweet another guy is here!!!" then Ash turns around and goes "thats not a guy..." and i'm going WTF!? WHAT! OMG SHE SO LOOKED LIKE A GUY. Anyway, moving on, Jayde used me as a foot rest for awhile. Thank you. We talked about random stuff till we decided to go home. Kye was yacking everywhere....oh thats why we went home earlier....But everyone else seemed to be leaving as well. Dropped Lucy, Kye and Jayde at Lucy's place and I went home only to drop dead in my air-conned room.

Anyway, i got work now....To be Continued.

Ok now we are onto sunday....

Woke up, felt like death. So i made myself a fully breakky, that is 2 eggs, 3 bacon rashers, 2 hash browns, 2 muffins *yuummm*. Had shower and then went to Lucy's for abit. Got there, Kye was still having a hangover and jayde was just being jayde. Though Kye smelt like freaking yak....

Anyway, we watched WWE smackdown (i swear to god that its a fucking pansy show.....) and Lucy made some chips. Just that none of us where hungry to eat some so even eventually threw it out. Then we left for becs place to get jayde's car. Kye and Jayde were "yapping like old women" in the back of the car about fishing and boats. Lucy was like naaa fuck fishing lol. Anyway got to Bec's, dropped in to say hi for abit. Then we departed (you can't tell im skipping some details can you? Well, im playing ffxi atm and i want to get back on...sorry :) ) so that Lucy can make it home so that her mum can take her shopping.

So I dropped Lucy and Kye off and i went to Trave's for abit. Trave was on his prescription meds and was pretty much in a world of his own. So i pretty much tagged along and see what he was doing installing Linux on the ps3. Well i will tell you this now. "Bleeding edge" eg latest pre-release is known to be called that for a reason. It sometimes makes it NOT work....Not to mention he was trying to install off USB but ran into one major hitch. He went the wrong way about it and here i am trying to tell him that...So eventually i went home, picked up some dvd-rws and my ps3/monitor and went back to trave's. *skips technical part*. Essentially doesnt work. Trave went to study on his computer while i just played mgs4 and some ps1 games. Ah the memories. Anyway, around 8:30 i went back home and tried to get my computer working again.

Now Monday...It went to work. They needed me to stay for the night. I went home. :) Not much to explain here. All i can say that the close on sunday night WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE but meh.

Get well soon Lucy!

Anyway, mata ashita.

Sleepy, so so sleepy......So is everyone else.

So other than finishing yesterday's blog, what else have i been up to.... Not much, not much at all.

Woke up around 7:30 cursing cause of my lack of needed sleep. Went and tried to sleep till 10:30 then had a shower. Got on msn, challenged Lucy to a game of bejeweled. The most crappiest game under the sun. Its all pure random luck. Lucy, lets call it a draw. That game sucks too badly.

At 12:30 i left for lucy's for a random drive to pick up some shorts/pants she left behind at jo's mums place (or in Jo's car to be more accurate). Lucy didnt tell me that Bec from Mandurah was tagging along so when i was told im going "thank you Lucy ^^; How nice of you telling me". But i had an extra seat and its not like i cared. So i went to Edgewater to pick up bec and headed off to Morley direction. Lucy didnt tell jo that she was popping over until after driving off from edgewater. Here i go complaining that she shouldve notified here like before we set off. Not leave and find out later that we cant go....But luckily it was all ok. So went to Jos. I swear that i never knew the morley area till last week, now i know how to navigate around the place like i have live there. Got there too early so i drove around a big block for a few minutes then headed to jos. Apparently they just arrived so i thought it was good timing on my behalf. Lucy and Sarah went for a smoke and Lucy decided to be a pyro and lit a tissue. Sarah threw it out only to disintergrate on the road... After 5 or so minutes, we decided to be off.

Since we had nowhere in particular to go, i decided to try and find the lookout spot from last friday night. So on the way, bec goes describing how much she hated this particular "zig-zag" lookout. Lucy and I looked at eachother and smiled. I eventually told Bec that we were going to that exact lookout, she got so scared. Lucy and I were just laughing. Continuing on, we went on Tolkin Fwy, then to Roe Hwy, then up Kalamunda Rd. Turned left at the day-care and followed the road. I was trailing this Hyuandi that couldnt go any freaking slower up and down hills. Its like wtf! HURRAY THE HELL UP! But managed to find the lookout. Tagged the location on my iphone then went down. Bec was shitting herself all the way down. Well i couldnt really blame her. It was a single car wideth road with a HUGE steep hill and no rail guards. So if you went down, you go down...hard. Bec was just sweating constaintly all the way down. I found it quite amusing so i just kept teasing her by hitting the VTEC. Managed to get all the way down to bottom and I decided to follow a random car till Gt Eastern Hwy. Went past Helena *something* were Ashlee's last known location was. Went back to civilisation and decided to contemplate what we should do next. I decided to raise the idea of going to the movies, but lucy knows i would have to pay for it....awhhh. Thank you for being considerate. :P. So she opted to watch a movie at her place. So i took what i thought was a shortcut through gnagara turned out to the biggest fucking detour. Everyone was doing 20km/h under the speed limit cause of the traffic... I was getting the biggest headache. Finally, i mean FUCKING finally made it to Beldon where Lucy, bec and I bought stuff to watch a movie then we went to Hearthridge bottle so i could get a 6-pack. I went with asahi beer cause i used to like it. I dont know what the hell happened to it. It tasted different. I think im getting too accustomed to teds. Got back to Lucy's and she gets out "Grease". Bec is going wtf hell no and here i am going ZzZzZzzzzz. Then i got lucy to change it to blade 3. Thank god too. Made some popcorn and Lucy started baking some chips. I think Lucy understands the need to know how to cook now after having non-stop PASTA. Its like a real-life copypasta. She has been showing greater interest in learning to cook but her dad is telling her to dont worry about it and such and he'll make it. Oh well, she has plenty of time to practice.

Watched Blade 3. Not much to say here.

After we literally spent an hour or 2 wondering what the hell to do. We just couldnt work out what to do. We couldnt be bothered going out clubbing nor do something boring. A gathering would have been good though. Lucy started doing her make-up and shit in her brothers room (cause it had lucy's mirror) and Bec and I kept her in company. After a while, Lucy was mucking around with some goo and dropped it on the floor. Made a stain. Her mum comes back home and gets furious at the mess Jacob left in his room. Lucy blamed the stain on the carpet on jacob. We left his room and i just kept reading manga on my iphone till Lucy decided to head off. So went into the car and drove towards hilliary's till I decided that not much will be happening and that Bec should head off to Rockingham/Mandurah. So i took her to Greenwood station and departed. I rang Trave up wondering what he was doing tonight. It turns out he was too tired yet again... I gonna have to give him shit for how many times he used "tired" as an excuse. Its getting rediculous. I think it happened the last few times i rang now. Anyway, i dropped lucy off at Nathans and went home.

Found out that my parents were going out for Saturday night. Im going WTF FUUUUUCK. WHY!? Gimme some notice next time. I couldve rounded up a party. *sigh*. Anyhow i have work and other plans too so it wouldn't have done much good. Took a short nap. Lucy's phone died. I think you need a new battery....

And now i am writing this blog for the last couple hours after talking to rob after he apoligized for placing a spoiler in his msn name. Talked for abit. Good job rob on your l-plates! Dear god, sherwin just jumped on.

Anyway, mata ashita!

So whats it today?

Well, when i got home last night, i arrived with a note saying to ring up my uncle. I shat. I thought it was about the 500gig i leeched off Jenny Craigs internet but naaaaa. Luckily it was about helping setup a network at my uncle's house. *sigh of relief*. Anyway, lets start off. But na, Lucy is about finished packing up her gear so ill continue this later....

Ok now back from home and just had a god damn well-needed shower. Ok lets start. I was at lucy's old place but i started with uncle's so yeah.

So i set up my macbook pro with skype (webcam and all) thinking that my uncle was in Melbourne but he was in perth and I was like woah ok. So before I went to my uncle's place, i first dropped off my bicycle rims at biketime in ocean reef. Apparently ever bike shop won't take repairs till after christmas so its like "FUCK". But the guy is awesome and he said that he'll do it when he has the time. Though he kept on asking about the entire history behind the buckled rims. I was trying to hint "Please just fix the damn rims so i can ride my bloody bicycle". Anyway, after that i went to my uncles to help set up the routers. Hmm...Basic run-down. The router he got was faultly and he didnt have the required software.

I left after an hour or two for lucy's place. Came 15mins earlier so i watched Crime and Investigation and then South Park till Lucy finally got ready. When i when finally, im addressing the part that she is in casual clothes, not make-up or anything (i could be wrong here, cant really remember). *sigh* We are only picking up her stuff from the house she was staying in. But i arent a woman so i'll practically never grasp the motivation behind it. It was kinda surprising when Lucy told me she was moving back home. At the same time it wasn't. Just solely the reason is that Lucy is Lucy. So off we went to Morley yet again. Went inside, watched her put her stuff into garbage bags while i started writing this blog. As soon as she was finished, i carry all her gear out to the car. It bloody took up my entire car, wtf i know its not hard but wtf?!... After Lucy and I got in the car, she raged on how MUCH the roommates suck for AGES. Well, 15mins atleast. We went to Norlanda Subway, grabbed a foot-long to share and headed off to her home.

Being a gentleman *jaws drop* *hearts stop* *yeah yeah sshh* i carried her gear into her room. Then Lucy went off to get changed and buff up her hair for awhile till it was decided that we went to bec's place. Someone that i have not seen for ages. But sleep is in order for me to function any further. Hell looking up, it probably doesnt make much sense. :O. Good night.

And ahayo gozimasu.

So we went off to bec's place and omfg the awkwardness. When i walked in there was like 3-4 fucking FAT dykes, uglier than a turd that you are forced to eat. I would prefer to lose my anal virginity than fuck those girls. Thats how bad it was.....I just cannot emphasise how freaking ugly they were. Not to mention i was like the only straight guy there. *shivers*. Now we went outside and i just messed around on my iphone since i had nothing to talk since i didnt know that many people there. And then something caught me out. They spent like 30mins just talking about sex, who to fuck and who looks hot or not. I'm thinking to myself, "Guys are never that fucking bad when talking about women, we wouldn't just talk about women all the time either....". Wow they lesbians are fucking bored. That's all i can say. After an hour or so of boredom and in my own world of imagination we finally left for lucy's place. Oh did i mention that i recorded half the conversation. Just message me and i'll send it to ya.

Then when Lucy and I got back, i watched lucy put everything back in her room and pretty much played on my iphone and talked till i had to goto work.

OMG work sucked but somehow i was in the mood to work. O.o; Currently im freaking sore from it and since it was thursday night, it undoubtedly SUCKED since shoppers would come to get take-away after late-night shopping. Bwahhhhhhhhhhh....

Anyway thats about it, just need more rest.

Mata Ashita!

Daylight Savings Suck

OMG I had a dream of rare occurance. It was soo good yet dissappointing at the same time. Its like keep going, keep going! until the best part coming and you like wake up going OMFG and then try to keep the dream going. WHY?! I won't go into too much detail but the whole thing cause i strangily remember many of the details. But why was i using a freaking pill (exstacy) in my dream?....I will never know.

Anyway, I got work to go to. 10-3 then hanging out with Lucy and then Liam and mates afterwards. Ill blog what happens tomorrow.....or maybe today, depends how things go.

And im back from work. Well, it was kinda annoying cause i had no oz-tank (a tank with chemicals to nuke oil and grease) and i had to cook a quite a few trays of chicken. :O But the best thing was i developed KFC Caesar Salad. Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Parmassan, Jalapenos and dinner rolls ripped apart and baked to make crossoints. Oh and the Caesar sauce to top it off. It was so nice considering all i ever eat now is water, centrum tablets and kfc.

Oh yeah, i got bummed when I got my payslip of $150 or something. I missed 2 shifts of pay. I was like OMFG PAY ME NOW! So every 10 minutes i would go "Jeeennnnaaa (manager), can i get my pay fixed please?" until they got pissed off and paid me in cash XD.

Ok. Shower now. Pick Lucy up from Nathans and then head over to twigs to goto the whale and ale near work.

Did i mention Mellisa Cuthel's girlfriend looks like a guy?

To be continued...

And we are back.

Now, so what happened? I picked up Lucy and Nathan so Nathan can be dropped off at Jess's place for what I'm guessing is for a cone or something. Then Lucy and I went for a little drive. Went to Heathridge bottlo, got 2 6-packs and a bottle of vodka. Then off we went to Joondalup Caltex so i can check the tyre pressures then off to her home home.

.....oh fuck this, i'll wait till i am completely sober and not tired in the morning...

Ohayo Gozimasu (Good Morning!)

Now where were we?....After that we then went off to the bottlo so i could buy some drinks. Bought Bintang, Estollo (i think) and some random vodka. Pretty much wanted to try something different. Went back to Lucy's parents place for abit. Had a HUGE talk with her dad about wars and shit. Don't quite remember how it got to that stage but all i could really say that those who want to goto war clearly cannot imagine being in it. Not to mention that the America's involement in the Vietnam war was purely for monetary reasons.

I rang up Trave to see if he wanted to go to the pub. Guess what? He was too tired. I replied with, "when the hell are you not tired?". Bahhh...

Even though i said "no thank you" a million times for food, they made some and left it sitting there, like an innocent puppy knowing it did something wrong. So I was bwaaaaa...dont want food but cannot be cruel. >.<. SO i grabbed some veal snitchzel and some potatos and some salad. -.-; Ate that. I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THOSE POTATOS. Its potatos i would actually eat too.

After that, I left for twig's place. Got to twig's went in and we decided to see if we can kidnapped any people to go out to the pub. ITS ONLY THE FREAKING PUB. We aren't asking you out to do marathon. All we are asking is to sit the hell down, with a pint, and talk. Colm, fag. Next.

Since out of all the people, it was agreed that Jono was the easiest to drag out of the house. So off to Jono's we went. Went in, apparently he was practicing singstar....Ok...moving on, Jon tried to make every excuse possible not to come. So we talked for 5-10mins until Jon had to have dinner. Then he gave us a deadline of 30mins. So Liam and I went to Whale and Ale for a drink till that time has past. All I can say about the pub, it had no freaking pool table. It was an ok pub though. Liam and I talked about random shit for 30mins then headed back to Jono's to drag him out. His mum goes "where are we going?". Liam and I were like "We don't know yet, its kinda spontanous" (not exact words btw). Then i had to question Jon's age. Whether he was 12 or 19. I just had too. Then Jon's mum goes on about being a good mother would know where and what their children is doing at all times. Since i had nothing bad to say about that, accepted it and moved on. Then we went to "the boat" for the drinks. I was dying for a piss....Parked, walked to the pub, then fucking dashed to the toilet. After, Twig and I got some drinks and Jono went with water. Tom, if you are reading this...Rage against jon. :). Went outside and found a good table. Talked about music, midget not so midget anymore and other stuff.

Liam and I went on going how bad music is getting these days and Jono was saying how good it is. *sigh*. Then somehow, the topic moved onto timmy. I have not seen him for 5-6 months and yet i still give him shit. But we were discussing the probability of him actually getting laid. Since tim might as well be one of million biggest bullshitters under the sun, we had our doubts.

After another 30mins we decided to head off home. Dropped Twig off first then Jono. Went home and fell asleep.

You may have eluded us this time Jono. Next time we are gonna atleast buy you a freaking midi of teds.

-.- This year hasnt been my year for blogging....

Well, well...My life has taken a turn to be somewhat interesting cause i have something to ACTUALLY blog about. I gotta feeling this is going to turn out to be the SAME FUCKING outcome as my old blogs and everyone reads and one person close to me shits the bucket.

So, what has been happening?

Went to a LAN party, been to Mandurah more times than I wish too and trying to keep Lucy from dying from lack of nourishment and boredom.

Well, the LAN party was the same old shit. We had it at Andrews place for once in a smiley moon :). Andrew and I were pretty much setup by 8pm. Rob came shortly after that, though I swear to god he needs to really get a laptop or something. >.>. It arent hard when living at your parents place. I spent $4k on my computer and he also needs to get his damn license. I thought Trave was late in getting his. So he just leeched Andrew's laptop in the meantime. Another 2 hours later, surprise, surprise Trave drops by. Its about fucking time. Seriously any later and i wouldve packed to go home. So we all get setup and start lanning. I think we only managed to play UT3 and WC3. Bah its a game. Though the thing that really pissed me and most likely andrew and trave is how Rob rage quits everytime, every single freaking time the odds are against him. You would think that at 19, you would grow out of rage quitting and sulking like little child. I dont think we were playing for money, we were playing for the fun of it....This werent CPL. Played till 5-6am in the morning then went home to crash on my bed.

:O 14mins till work....

Now, what happened next. Oh yeah, Lucy decided to move out of home to see how it is in the big wide world of backstabbing bitches and being broke. It was a kinda interesting decision and I had nothing to reject the idea given that i was in Melbourne for a month living alone. It will be a good experience for her. Luckily she was able to find shelter at her ex-girlfriends girlfriends (:S) house for free until she found a job. I think this all happened Thursday night but i was at work slaving getting the back area done.

Friday...*thinking* *thinking* um what happened on Friday, oh yeah i went to see Lucy's house. It pretty damn..er awkward. Its soo quiet even for me. Everyone like tip toes around the place. Even a ninja wouldnt even think of treading in the house without making noise. :S Either way, Lucy and I went for a drive somewhere...oh yeah the fuel thing. I fuelled up with petrol thinking that i had $80 in my account. I was dead wrong. I had to let the petrol station hold my laptop while i went home and try and scavange for more money. My parents weren't home...argh oh well so Lucy decided that she would like to drop by her parent's place to say hi and check how everything is going. It was kinda awkward, seeing how this was her parent's first time letting their daughter go. But I assured that I would take care of Lucy which gave them some confidence that she'll be ok. Her dad was being traditional --> like, "I dont give a damn" but I'm pretty sure he would think about Lucy every so often. I grabbed some homemade pizza, not bad, not bad and then after goodbyes, we went to the petrol station where I shamefully used Lucy's card to pay off the petrol.

Then we had a choice to go with tani and olli to bar120 and breaky or Raes (think thats her name, meh i think specs was her nickname). Since we had no money to spend (most of it went to bicycle and fuel and credit), Lucy and I decided to go to Specs to chill for abit. When I looked at her house on my iphone. OMFG HUGE HOUSE. On the way there I got soo lost but i eventually made it to daglith (near kings park) and...such a fucking rich ass area. My car felt out of place cause i haven't washed it for a while now. After 10 or so minutes, Lucy, Specs and I decided to go for a random drive. Thinking of somewhere to go, I eventually decided to goto the hills and find a spot there. Somehow, I randomly found the best lookout over looking Perth. Dont ask how i got there, i just did. *skips a few minutes....nothing happened, i swear*. Then time to head back to Perth and drop Specs off at Northbridge. Then dropped Lucy off at her new house (i got majorly lost without my iphone) where Kye was waiting then went home and passed out.

Saturday.....I had work if i remember. Ah yes, Lucy's cousin's 23rd. I felt hell out of place being stuck between many randoms and no chicks really around the 18-21yo mark. So I just drank alot. Rest. Drink. Rest. Drink.Drink.Drink. Drink. Yeah i think you get the picture. I just love free drinks. Enough here. Moving on.

Woke up Sunday morning hungover and REALLY did not feel good. I was at a point of yakking but couldnt. Anyway, picked Lucy up from her parents house, went for a drive then back to her new home where we just chilled. I went home and slept.

Monday. Err, surprise surprise, lets guess what i did today? See Lucy again? Na it couldnt be, no wait. Ohhh. Anyway, Lucy and Sarah went job hunting searching for random jobs and threw their resumes in. I was suppose to print lucy's out but totally forgot so i had to go home, hook up a printer (i...i really HATE printers), printed out 20 copies and then went to Morley Galleria shopping centre (Tom, you know the one that i bought my phone at) to meet with Sarah.

Before i continue... I really need to say that Sarah, stay off the drugs, you look x99e^128 better. O.o Oh wait, *converts to people that suck at maths language* Write "99" 128 times. Just please practice cooking....

So walked around with Lucy and Sarah babble on about random stuff in the shopping centre till a point they could not be fucked anymore. (How? They are women aren't they?....oh gawd jk) and I went back to Lucy's to kill time. I was playing "Tap Defense", a kinda line tower wars rip off wc3. Lucy was trolling myspace and talking to friends on her laptop.

Then she did the unimaginable. She wore clothing that was not black. :O I almost got scared to death. I swear she should wear more coloured clothing out more often. Look so much better. >.> This paragraph sounds corny......

Then next she decided to make spaghetti bolangse. :O Lets say that i did not die from it. Na, it was actually quite nice. Beats having kfc for the last x amount of meals. Then not long after lucy gets a message that Kye was going to bring food over. FFFFFUUUUUU. So for the next couple hours, Lucy and I, well Lucy in particular was shitting ourselves cause Lucy was full and since Kye is her girlfriend, she is kinda oblidged to eat it and I for one am on a d...d.d.d.d.diiii..ee...t. Did i say diet? I mean eating less *cough*. I got alarmed when i hit 96kg and i was like :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O SSHHHHit. Lost 4kgs in the couple weeks ive been eatting less. 92kg atm, aiming for around the ~80-82 mark. 10kg to go! Centrum tablets help heaps. Continuing on we continued expressing how full we already are till Kye arrived. Lucy somehow talked her way out of eating it. I think Kye was kinda (i need a word count for "kinda" -.-) dissappionted so i will probably try and ram it down Lucy's throat on Wednesday. We talked and i placed Lucy's smokes on top of her bedroom mirror (lets say she got really pissed off at me cause she didnt find them till the morning). Then out of nowhere lucy goes on spankwire.com to look at porn. This time the problem is that women love the pron a typical guy would hate. This would be 2 forbidden searches for any sane male. Shemale aka traps or gay porn. And Lucy went with the traps. *facepalm*. NOOOOO. Luckily 4chan has made me not so innocent anymore. But serioulsy i was trying to interrupt the process without Lucy cranking out her eye tazers thingymagingy. It was to no previal. Though Lucy kinda forgot one MAJOR downfall about the house. The sound goes through the house so having a laptop on full volume while listening to porn is not a very good idea. Espicially when theres 3 other roommates. And yes, any noise would echo through the house. Any.

And knowing this and to save the embarassment, I left. I've got a reasonible theory to why there is soo much gay and shemale porn on the net. Women. Just wait till ebaums notices. Just wait. But next question? WHY! It is wrong on soo many ways!

Now its omfg i reached today! Oh well, what happened today? Work at 10-3 <3. Cruisiest shift i had in a long time. Same tomorrow too. And after work? You guess right! But wait! Lucy took the train to Whitfords. Woah. There i went home had a shower while Lucy feasted on the kfc i took from work. Then went to Tanii's how was still drinking like 2 weeks after her 18th. Had a few beers, listened to them talk about jobs and such. Did that for a while. Went for a quick trip to bottlo and back. Keep talking, played some table tennis and dropped Lucy off at Beldon medical clinic to meet with nathan then came back here to finish the blog.

All i got to say now is watching the whole lesbian world of backstabbing, cheating, etc,etc is soo much more interesting than ANYTHING ever on TV. You could say its like being in the front seat of the jerry springer show audience. You're in the action yet at the same time, not. Its perfect and amusing. Makes Bold and the Beautiful look like budget pro..oh wait.

As always,

Mata ashita.

Someday huh?

Well, im currently in melbourne killing time doing this and wondering how many freaking help text i must complete on this business system. 

This morning was torture. I used my Nintendo DS as an alarm clock and it has been the ONLY alarm that has me waking to face reality. The reality is that I want more god damn sleep! My brain demands it! Anyhow i slept for an extra hour being interrupted every 6 mins by the alarm cause i didn't want to be late for work. Got up, staggered to the bathroom, brush my teeth, scavenged for some decent clothes to wear. I accidently left my pants outside on the balcony, gg being melbourne it rained overnight. Typical, anyhow found some jeans i bought on the weekend and ironed my white t-shirt....poorly. Grabbed my macbook and psp and off i went. But wait! I couldnt find my headphones so i spent 20mins ripping the place upside down till i found it behind the couch. And of course the psp was dead too....

Now, lets wind the clock 48-hours. Just cause i can. Oh and we are back to Saturday.

Lets see, i woke up, around 11am started walking on Elizabeth St to the Melbourne markets. EB was having a sale and i couldnt resist. Went in, looked around and found a ps3 bag. Given that my ps3 is getting quite beat, i think it was for the best to fork out $80 and give my $1k machine some more respect that it deserves. Continuing on, oh wait, duh my mum arrived in melbourne at 5am in the morning. Got a phone call around 10am. Discuss what to do today, how are we and what not. Back to Elizabeth St, walked past some insane looking Hondas, Yamahas and Kawasakis. You would think that these things would transform into mechas (ive been watching Eureka Seven, mecha anime). Its like omfg those things would make goku jealous. 

Walking, walking, walking, walking, walking (i think i had to walk 2-3km....) and i finally made it to Melbourne markets. I walked straight into the Deli section and grabbed Batwurst Sausage in a bun and a potato cake. *drool*. Since i missed breaky cause of the lack of food in the unit, it would be understandable that i was starving. Went through the fruit and veg section wondering what i would be able to buy later and strolled to the other section (no clue what it is called) where they selling all kinds of stuff. Went through, bought 2 pairs of jeans (pairs indicates 2....2x2=4. English epically fails.)  Then i went to buy a belt (found out later it was too big *sigh*). Went around and found a shirt i like (rare event this) and decided to have a look at it.  Turns out this guy was trying to sell every shirt in the store >.>; Good salesman cause i bought 2 shirts and a jacket but omg i swear. I tried like 10 different shirts and jackets. But he knew what he was doing, ill put it that way. Actually i might go back if finances allows. I had $780, took  out $60 then and another $120 later. Probably not but ill see.  $150 for 2 shirts and a jacket is a bargain anyway. But i had to pull out cause i was afraid to spend anymore cause i thought i had $500 left. Money just comes out of nowhere for me.

Oh and a bought another wear around the house jacket that gives the leaves jumper a run for its money in terms of comfort. 

Went back in the fruit and veg section and bought a couple things. Eggs, daikon, strawberries, grapes, carrots,etc. Then off to the seafood/meat section. Bought chicken schnitzel, some other chicken thing, 500grams of fresh calmari rings and a piece of salmon (a 4x10cm piece $6!!!!).

At this moment i couldnt carry any more gear. Since i had eggs in the bag, i couldnt overload it. Hiked back to the unit, but not before I came past a gamers store. Buyed FFVII: Dirge of Cerberus, .hack// vol 3 and .hack//GU vol 3 for ps2. Another $150 down.

Managed to get back, collapsed in the unit cause my legs were dead for excruciating pain. Around 4pm now. I put the stuff away and got ready to leave for my uncles. Wore my new pants, shirt and jacket (just saying, like anyone gives a shit) and walked to Burke St to take tram to Bundoora Hill. Took an hour or something. Then walked to the mansion. Walked in, sayed hi to mum and uncle and aunt. Blah blah blahing and then my uncle wanted me to get his projector going. Looking through, it has no HDMI, hmm 2-3 years old, hmm around $5-6 projector. My uncle comes in going "Is the projector good? You know i payed $16000 for that"...!!! Say what!? $16000 and you do not have a upscaling DVD or Blu-ray! *sighs at failure*. He should really ask someone who is knowledgeable in the field. Not to burst anyone's bubble but ie myself. 

Anyway, got it all set up. Had some problems at start. I think the dvd or projector was trying to adjust cause it had some scan problems. Though after a while it worked damn well. Contrast ratio (contrast between white and black) was insane and the sound system is freaking awesome. Cant wait to hook up my ps3 up with full surround sound and projector XD.

After my other aunt and uncle and cousins came around. Said hi and then went to the Don's. Some Italian/anything restaurant somewhere. Mucked around and talked. I ordered Seafood basket cause i just love fish and chips. But....the fish they gave me was sardines! SARDINES! Out of all the fish in the sea, they give me sardines. Bah. Everytime i looked in the menu though, i just keep thinking about this particular explaination to an answer at jenny craig. "The main focus should on the people and the social event, not the food or beverags." Im like fuck that, im there to eat and eat i shall! Ill eat a cow if i have to.

 After that was done and done, went back to my uncles and watched "The Golden Compass" on his projector. Its like being at the movies. The projector is that damn good.

After that epic movie (more than 2hrs i think) I went back to the unit. On the way back i need to take a piss somewhere. Scared that i would miss the tram, i was contemplating on whether if i should or shouldnt find some tree. After awhile i cbfed holding it and found a tree. Of course the tram went past didnt it... -.-.

So i cranked out my laptop, got my wireless broadband card out surfed the internet till the tram came. Then decided to play FFXI on the tram to Melbourne. Got off a couple stops too early to had to trek back to the unit. 

After arrival, i just feel asleep.

Sunday morning i woke up around 10am. Cranked out my laptop and played ffxi. Before i knew it, it was 4pm and decided to get some shopping done. Went and bought some food then came back and played ffxi till 11. Then went asleep.

Now back to present. Matt was apparently in melbourne last weekend and didnt tell me. Bitch. jk. Anyhow after a day gone, 4pm now, i think i spent the majority on this blog, but meh, they, the boss dont know so all is cool. 

Matt better not skip out on me next time. >.> 

Anyway, as i do finish blogs,

mata ashita! (see you tomorrow)