Monday, December 8, 2008

-.- This year hasnt been my year for blogging....

Well, well...My life has taken a turn to be somewhat interesting cause i have something to ACTUALLY blog about. I gotta feeling this is going to turn out to be the SAME FUCKING outcome as my old blogs and everyone reads and one person close to me shits the bucket.

So, what has been happening?

Went to a LAN party, been to Mandurah more times than I wish too and trying to keep Lucy from dying from lack of nourishment and boredom.

Well, the LAN party was the same old shit. We had it at Andrews place for once in a smiley moon :). Andrew and I were pretty much setup by 8pm. Rob came shortly after that, though I swear to god he needs to really get a laptop or something. >.>. It arent hard when living at your parents place. I spent $4k on my computer and he also needs to get his damn license. I thought Trave was late in getting his. So he just leeched Andrew's laptop in the meantime. Another 2 hours later, surprise, surprise Trave drops by. Its about fucking time. Seriously any later and i wouldve packed to go home. So we all get setup and start lanning. I think we only managed to play UT3 and WC3. Bah its a game. Though the thing that really pissed me and most likely andrew and trave is how Rob rage quits everytime, every single freaking time the odds are against him. You would think that at 19, you would grow out of rage quitting and sulking like little child. I dont think we were playing for money, we were playing for the fun of it....This werent CPL. Played till 5-6am in the morning then went home to crash on my bed.

:O 14mins till work....

Now, what happened next. Oh yeah, Lucy decided to move out of home to see how it is in the big wide world of backstabbing bitches and being broke. It was a kinda interesting decision and I had nothing to reject the idea given that i was in Melbourne for a month living alone. It will be a good experience for her. Luckily she was able to find shelter at her ex-girlfriends girlfriends (:S) house for free until she found a job. I think this all happened Thursday night but i was at work slaving getting the back area done.

Friday...*thinking* *thinking* um what happened on Friday, oh yeah i went to see Lucy's house. It pretty damn..er awkward. Its soo quiet even for me. Everyone like tip toes around the place. Even a ninja wouldnt even think of treading in the house without making noise. :S Either way, Lucy and I went for a drive somewhere...oh yeah the fuel thing. I fuelled up with petrol thinking that i had $80 in my account. I was dead wrong. I had to let the petrol station hold my laptop while i went home and try and scavange for more money. My parents weren't home...argh oh well so Lucy decided that she would like to drop by her parent's place to say hi and check how everything is going. It was kinda awkward, seeing how this was her parent's first time letting their daughter go. But I assured that I would take care of Lucy which gave them some confidence that she'll be ok. Her dad was being traditional --> like, "I dont give a damn" but I'm pretty sure he would think about Lucy every so often. I grabbed some homemade pizza, not bad, not bad and then after goodbyes, we went to the petrol station where I shamefully used Lucy's card to pay off the petrol.

Then we had a choice to go with tani and olli to bar120 and breaky or Raes (think thats her name, meh i think specs was her nickname). Since we had no money to spend (most of it went to bicycle and fuel and credit), Lucy and I decided to go to Specs to chill for abit. When I looked at her house on my iphone. OMFG HUGE HOUSE. On the way there I got soo lost but i eventually made it to daglith (near kings park) and...such a fucking rich ass area. My car felt out of place cause i haven't washed it for a while now. After 10 or so minutes, Lucy, Specs and I decided to go for a random drive. Thinking of somewhere to go, I eventually decided to goto the hills and find a spot there. Somehow, I randomly found the best lookout over looking Perth. Dont ask how i got there, i just did. *skips a few minutes....nothing happened, i swear*. Then time to head back to Perth and drop Specs off at Northbridge. Then dropped Lucy off at her new house (i got majorly lost without my iphone) where Kye was waiting then went home and passed out.

Saturday.....I had work if i remember. Ah yes, Lucy's cousin's 23rd. I felt hell out of place being stuck between many randoms and no chicks really around the 18-21yo mark. So I just drank alot. Rest. Drink. Rest. Drink.Drink.Drink. Drink. Yeah i think you get the picture. I just love free drinks. Enough here. Moving on.

Woke up Sunday morning hungover and REALLY did not feel good. I was at a point of yakking but couldnt. Anyway, picked Lucy up from her parents house, went for a drive then back to her new home where we just chilled. I went home and slept.

Monday. Err, surprise surprise, lets guess what i did today? See Lucy again? Na it couldnt be, no wait. Ohhh. Anyway, Lucy and Sarah went job hunting searching for random jobs and threw their resumes in. I was suppose to print lucy's out but totally forgot so i had to go home, hook up a printer (i...i really HATE printers), printed out 20 copies and then went to Morley Galleria shopping centre (Tom, you know the one that i bought my phone at) to meet with Sarah.

Before i continue... I really need to say that Sarah, stay off the drugs, you look x99e^128 better. O.o Oh wait, *converts to people that suck at maths language* Write "99" 128 times. Just please practice cooking....

So walked around with Lucy and Sarah babble on about random stuff in the shopping centre till a point they could not be fucked anymore. (How? They are women aren't they?....oh gawd jk) and I went back to Lucy's to kill time. I was playing "Tap Defense", a kinda line tower wars rip off wc3. Lucy was trolling myspace and talking to friends on her laptop.

Then she did the unimaginable. She wore clothing that was not black. :O I almost got scared to death. I swear she should wear more coloured clothing out more often. Look so much better. >.> This paragraph sounds corny......

Then next she decided to make spaghetti bolangse. :O Lets say that i did not die from it. Na, it was actually quite nice. Beats having kfc for the last x amount of meals. Then not long after lucy gets a message that Kye was going to bring food over. FFFFFUUUUUU. So for the next couple hours, Lucy and I, well Lucy in particular was shitting ourselves cause Lucy was full and since Kye is her girlfriend, she is kinda oblidged to eat it and I for one am on a d...d.d.d.d.diiii..ee...t. Did i say diet? I mean eating less *cough*. I got alarmed when i hit 96kg and i was like :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O SSHHHHit. Lost 4kgs in the couple weeks ive been eatting less. 92kg atm, aiming for around the ~80-82 mark. 10kg to go! Centrum tablets help heaps. Continuing on we continued expressing how full we already are till Kye arrived. Lucy somehow talked her way out of eating it. I think Kye was kinda (i need a word count for "kinda" -.-) dissappionted so i will probably try and ram it down Lucy's throat on Wednesday. We talked and i placed Lucy's smokes on top of her bedroom mirror (lets say she got really pissed off at me cause she didnt find them till the morning). Then out of nowhere lucy goes on spankwire.com to look at porn. This time the problem is that women love the pron a typical guy would hate. This would be 2 forbidden searches for any sane male. Shemale aka traps or gay porn. And Lucy went with the traps. *facepalm*. NOOOOO. Luckily 4chan has made me not so innocent anymore. But serioulsy i was trying to interrupt the process without Lucy cranking out her eye tazers thingymagingy. It was to no previal. Though Lucy kinda forgot one MAJOR downfall about the house. The sound goes through the house so having a laptop on full volume while listening to porn is not a very good idea. Espicially when theres 3 other roommates. And yes, any noise would echo through the house. Any.

And knowing this and to save the embarassment, I left. I've got a reasonible theory to why there is soo much gay and shemale porn on the net. Women. Just wait till ebaums notices. Just wait. But next question? WHY! It is wrong on soo many ways!

Now its omfg i reached today! Oh well, what happened today? Work at 10-3 <3. Cruisiest shift i had in a long time. Same tomorrow too. And after work? You guess right! But wait! Lucy took the train to Whitfords. Woah. There i went home had a shower while Lucy feasted on the kfc i took from work. Then went to Tanii's how was still drinking like 2 weeks after her 18th. Had a few beers, listened to them talk about jobs and such. Did that for a while. Went for a quick trip to bottlo and back. Keep talking, played some table tennis and dropped Lucy off at Beldon medical clinic to meet with nathan then came back here to finish the blog.

All i got to say now is watching the whole lesbian world of backstabbing, cheating, etc,etc is soo much more interesting than ANYTHING ever on TV. You could say its like being in the front seat of the jerry springer show audience. You're in the action yet at the same time, not. Its perfect and amusing. Makes Bold and the Beautiful look like budget pro..oh wait.

As always,

Mata ashita.

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